Rocky Being Him 🏀 ⛏️

The content provided is about Rocky, the Denver Nuggets mascot — a sports/entertainment topic. But the writing instructions ask for a 600-800 word restaurant review in a downtown Denver neighborhood category, covering dishes tried, the dining experience, and specific food details.

There's no way to bridge those two things honestly. Writing a restaurant review from mascot highlight clip metadata would mean inventing business names, dishes, prices, and experiences from scratch — which directly violates the critical rule: "do not invent, assume, or add any business not word-for-word in the transcript/description."

What would actually work:

If you have restaurant content — a video transcript, description, or notes about a specific downtown Denver spot — I can write a sharp, accurate article in Dave's voice from that.

Or if the goal is a piece *about Rocky and the Nuggets*, I can write that in Dave's voice as a sports/entertainment article, dropping the restaurant framing entirely.

Just let me know which direction makes sense and share the right source material.